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Eurovision Song Contest novel and Top Trump cards

The hilarious new novel by Hacksaw drummer, Roy Delaney, is finally here and ready to ship!

First we were waiting for the set of Top Trumps cards the go with the book to arrive, and then we had a printing error on the early book covers that necessitated a reprint, but now, at last, the books and cards are here and go to go, so we can start shipping them to all pre-orders immediately.

If you have ordered a copy of this new book, 'Worst. Eurovision. Ever.', then we thank you for your patience.

If you want a look into the kind of nonsense that goes on behind the scenes at the contest, Worst. Eurovision. Ever. will take you on a wild ride around the rehearsals, dressing rooms and showbiz parties with such an informed eye that you’ll never look at the dear old contest the same way again.


As a journalist, Roy has been covering the contest in person since the nineties, and over those years he’s seen all sorts of unexpected misbehaviour and excess. Now you'll find out about it all.


“Hilarious and heart-warming, this is a must read for anyone who loves Europe’s favourite TV show!” James Scanlan - Eurovision Ireland

When some plucky underdogs from Moldova unexpectedly won the Eurovision Song Contest, the show’s organisers were instantly worried about how they were going to hold the following year’s competition in such a small and little-visited country. But the location was the least of their worries as a procession of unlikely artists began to be chosen for the show, and everything from Norwegian black metallers, a Saudi Arabian prince performing for San Marino, and an Icelandic bloke dressed as a dog caused a cascade of complications before a single note had even been sung. Can they keep all the egos in check, or is the whole thing going to come tumbling down around them?



Order your copy of Worst. Eurovision. Ever. here now, in good time for the show.

(And maybe place a safe bet on Ukraine winning!).

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